supplies:

1. paper plates

2. can of skoal, soda, or beer.

3. sharpie

Directions:

- put can in center of plate

-trace with sharpie

-staple as with regular target

- for extra fun, add eyes and mouth to make smiley face, name after ex-boyfriends, former landlords, or any member of the New York Yankees – but I suggest A-Rod (shocker).

Texas: it’s not just a noun.

see also: Texas Roadblock