H/T Lissa
This totally trumps my earlier Oy Veh post about men’s fashion for mere absurdity.

I was a figure skater. I know my gays. Even the sequinistas of c*nt couture (not my phrase, theirs) know where to draw the line when it comes to day-wear. This defies sanity:
“These days, I am all about boys … in an epic shoe and must-have bag.
Perhaps you haven’t really noticed yet, but fashion-forward men, like my new trinity of adoration — Bryan Boy, Yu Masui and Jean-Paul Paula — have been feminizing their ensembles and pushing past females in the next-level department. And I, for one, am rapt.
The look, to be clear, is not at all about cross-dressing. It’s men dressing mostly like men but with accessories and the odd (Prada lace) halter from the women’s department. It’s so genius that it makes you wonder why every guy doesn’t do this.”
Oh my god, they’ve turned Jordy LaForge into Mugatu! Those bastards!
ggggrrrgglbbbbllllrraalaahaahachchchchch!
Give me a boys in T-shirts and jeans any day. Everyday. Please.